No nothing to do with my post from yesterday ! The Boss has kept a low profile and survived the day with his tackle in tact.
Tonight my beloved husband has gone out for the evening. I was invited along for a night out on the town and in fact he begged me to go with him. How romantic I hear you cry - but alas no.
This was no romantic venue, the place where you gaze lovingly into each others eyes - no - I was invited along to go and watch "The circus of horrors !" I think that the reason he wanted me to go was in order to hold his hand as the programme looks horrific and not my cup of tea at all! When I declined he promptly asked my mother !
The literature states "The Circus of Horrors contains some nudity and language of an adult nature- it is not suitable for children, people of a nervous disposition, chavs or sissies!" ( He won't stand a chance!)
Adorning the front cover of the programme are several strange photographs - one of a man sitting on a little Henry the hoover sucking various body parts up the suction pipe, another with a man with the stretchiest skin, one chap who seems to have the ability to insert his whole finger through both holes of his nose sideways and one strange chap who seems to have an angle grinder aimed at his nether regions!
One question - Why ?
I only hope that they have audience participation as husband has front row seats !!!!!!
That will teach him!!
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So did he get picked out to expose his own odd bits of body for the delectation of the audience??
You can take the man out of Harlow, but you can't take the 'arlow out of the man. Divorce him.
Luckily for the audience - No !
I'm glad I didn't go - he was telling me about the man with the stretchy skin who pulled the skin from his neck up over his top lip- sounded very attractive ( not!)
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