We are hoping for his safe return.
"Missing!!"
Run away from home
Name: “ Bertie ”
Description: 4ft tall , stocky, tanned complexion contained half a Christmas tree, guinea pig bedding
( used) and various sprout and potato peelings.
Last seen standing in line and never returned home.
If “ Bertie” is being held to ransom - we are prepared to negotiate terms for his safe release !!
Any information will be treated in the strictest confidence
Thank you
(you thieving *******!!)
2 comments:
Crime it !!!!
Anyone that wants a bin that has never been cleaned out and is full of guinea pig turds must be desperate !!
If it doesn't materialise I'll be bin inspecting next week!!!
Perhaps I'll just phone up and get a new sparkly clean one - then I'm going to buy some stickers!!
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