Will he notice??

This is the quickest post ever and a confession....

Malc ( my long suffering husband) is not very fashion conscious.

He has a pair of jogging bottoms - blue and white stripey ones which are the most hideous things you have ever seen. He will wear them around the house , in bed if it is cold (!)and generally slob around in them.He does this thing with both hands in his pocket and pulls them up almost under his chin - looking just like humpty dumpty - just to annoy me.

I've hated them since he got them - despise them in fact.

Well tonight I'm now feeling a bit guilty . He's gone out to get the kids from a panto practice and the trousers were - well just sitting on the arm of a chair where he lovingly folded them.

The big shiny sharp scissors flew out of the kitchen drawer into my hand and I've just cut the crotch out of them.... and folded them back up again ....

He's just arrived back in the car - do I confess all or wait until he puts them on later !!!????

Or do I get the needle and thread out ???? Mmmm let me think for one moment - Not on your nelly !!!